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We Asked Women What They Find Attractive on Tinder - VICE
And since the app is all about making a good first impression on someone who's listlessly swiping through profiles while taking a shit or lying in bed with a hangover, it's safe to say a lot can go wrong with those first impressions. With that in mind, we asked girls from all over Europe what they use Tinder for, and what will get them to swipe right or left.
VICE: What's your biggest turn-off? Paz: A photo of them posing with something stupid like a bottle of champagne. Something that makes them look like a douchebag.
I don't like it when their first photo is of them showing off already. Also, if they're sitting on a car or something trying to be cool—it's so cringe. It's like, "nah! What would you swipe right for? Like maybe a photo of them smiling, having fun. I really like dogs, so if they have a puppy.
Just a really laid back picture, not trying too hard. And a picture of them—not a group photo because then you don't know who's who.
What would make you want to talk to a guy? A genuine good opening line. Not just like "Hi. I play a lot of sports, so if they go "What kind of sports are you into? They genuinely want to find out about me, not like "hi, DTF? What would make a really uninteresting profile? What would make you swipe left? A lot of guys put their heights on their profile.
Or when people put stuff like "Going on holiday to Malaga, Malaga 2k16,"—no one fucking cares, mate! What would make you accept a first date? If they initiate meeting up, and if they make a genuine plan. I really like it when people are like "Do you want to go to this place? I've heard it's really nice. If they don't know where to go, do they even want to meet up? What made you download the app? I was single, and I had just moved to Paris, and I didn't know anyone.
I thought it could be cool to meet new people. So it was not just to flirt? No, just to meet new people. I matched with tourists, people from abroad like me with whom I could go around Paris and visit stuff. Did you end up meeting many people?
I come from Indonesia, and I am a Muslim. I met this guy during Ramadan who wanted to convert to Islam. We stayed together for a month or so. But, apart from him, it never went farther than a first date. What makes you want to right swipe? I don't like blond boys. I work in fashion and media so photos are important for me. Anything that pisses you off? I am Asian, so I hate it when the guys I matched with tell me things like "I've never been with an Asian before," or "I like the shape of your mouth.
I don't give a shit that you've never been with an Asian girl, mate. Margherita: I used it last year, for a few months. I wanted to meet new people, and I was curious to see how it worked. Then I got into a relationship, and I deleted it. And how did it work for you? Actually, it didn't work that well. I had tens of matches, but I went out with a girl only once.
I ran away in the middle of the date. How often did you use it? When I was bored: on the bus, or while watching TV at home—like all social media. You identify as bisexual. Do you go for guys or girls on Tinder? Basically, Tinder works like real life to me: I check out boys and girls, but at the end of the day, I go for girls. What does a profile picture need to work for you? Well, essentially I have to like her face and her attitude.
I don't like selfies that are too sexy or provocative. I like girls who are not shy and are OK with their bodies. It's great if they feel like showing them off, but then it doesn't have to become too much. The line is often very, very thin. Did you have a pickup line? Nope, no pickup line. If I really liked someone, I'd write to them; otherwise I'd just wait to be approached. I'd try to become friends with the other person first.
If they were fun to chat with, then we could go out for a beer. Lois: I was single, and it seemed like fun. Pictures of guys with cats. That is so clearly meant to show that they also have a soft, sweet side.
Surely everyone sees right through that? And boring dudes in boring button-down shirts—that's also a big turn-off. Is there anything you do like about it? I had a photo of myself as the McDonald's clown on there, and that got some funny reactions.
One guy said, for example: "Nice McMuffins. Have you gotten any dates out of it yet? That guy was pretty hot, but before the date he said, "I have to admit something: I did gain a bit of weight recently. Iris: I had just broken up with my boyfriend. A friend saw that I was sad and told me to try out this app.
Did you have any luck? I met my current boyfriend on Tinder. We spoke for the first time in January and met in person after a week. We've been together ever since. What don't you like about Tinder? Anyone with a smartphone can use it. I hated the fact that all these assholes think they can pick up chicks with lame pictures and status messages.
You have to work at it, honey. Emily: I've been looking for girls but not for a relationship. I just wanted to meet new people and try to have a good time with them. How long have you been using Tinder for? First I used it to look for boys for about a month, but then I uninstalled it. Later, I went back on Tinder to date women. I was only on there for three days—then I met her.
So what does a profile have to have for you to swipe right? If the first picture is really ugly, I won't even look at the others. But with good-looking people I always check out the rest of the pics too. With Paloma, it was the pics. They were just beautiful. No posed photos or selfies, but photos that show the whole person—the things she does and the things she likes.